Every Scot in the U.S. should partake,
Of chicken fried steak for goodness’ sake,
A Scottish delight,
Sure to satisfy appetite,
In America, this dish they must take.
A bad president is quite a fright,
His actions can dim the daylight.
To state the obvious,
Having one is hazardous,
For a country, it’s a great blight.
There once was a race in NY
National Dems watched in dismay
The battle was fierce
For the 12th, no mere spears
In the end, a victor did stay
There once was a MS NOW anchor
Who said of the president’s banter
“This is insane, this is madness,”
Of the blame game, she was breathless
In disbelief at such political banter
A number of high-stakes races are being decided today,
Runners sprinting in a fierce array,
Crowds cheer with delight,
As they reach the finish line in sight,
Victory awaits, come what may.
There once was a player named Rade,
Who made remarks that caused quite a cascade,
He apologized with remorse,
For his comments off course,
During a World Cup match being played.
In Tuesday’s primaries, things soar,
Four key elements to explore.
Candidates compete,
Voters won’t retreat,
In this political uproar.
There once was a match in Amman,
Where fans gathered to watch in the sun.
One person died,
Eight more injured, cried,
As Jordan and Algeria went on the run.
There once was a senator named Sheehy
Who claimed Iran wanted us dead and gone, oh me!
He argued with might
That the war’s end in sight
Was just a ploy to set the world free.
There once were some stocks in a bind,
Their value had surged, but declined,
Technology’s weight
Made the market deflate,
In the AI frenzy, they’re confined.