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There once was an admin so bold
Who accepted a luxury jet, I am told
From Qatar, the gift was quite grand
But some say it was not planned
Ethics questioned, the story unfolds

There once was a department of Justice,
Who wanted to cut jobs in a rush.
They argued their case,
But were met with disgrace,
For their plan was met with resistance.

There once was a lawyer named Reilly
Who said the government acts wily
In migrant cases they know
Just how things will go
Predicting outcomes so slyly

There once was a man named Obama,
Whose speech caused quite a furore,
With one line that lingered,
The crowd then considered,
And erupted in a thunderous roar.

There once was a president bold,
Who redecorated the White House, I’m told.
He handled it himself,
No need for hired help,
His decorating skills were pure gold.

There once was a prankster who tried,
To parody “GTA” in stride,
But the joke went awry,
And caused quite a cry,
Backfired, it did, with no pride.

There once was an airport, Trump International,
With passengers feeling quite confrontational,
The name change was tough,
But they said, ‘that’s enough,’
The future looks global, sensational.

There once was an anchor named Phillip
Whose news report caused quite a ripple
“It’s not a joke,” she said
As she shook her head
The story left viewers all a-quiver.

The World Cup delivered some thrills,
But fans were left with ticketing ills,
Complaints on social media soared,
As tickets never reached their hoard,
Leaving them with unfulfilled frills.

There once was a host who did jest,
Kicked off his break with a zest,
He had a message quite bold,
For the president, we’re told,
Late night antics at their best.