There once was a man named Mark Milk,
Who faced charges that were truly quite ilk.
Serving time for manslaughter,
With a past that was fraught with disaster,
Thanks to a governor’s move of silk.
There once was a son of the president,
Who called Ted Cruz out, quite insistent,
Claiming $30 billion was wrong,
In a U.S.-Iran deal song,
A dispute that was rather persistent.
There once was a Daily Show host
Who said the president was the wrong boast
For the country’s long-running play
On Broadway, he just lost his way
Now it’s time for a new lead to coast
There once was a child in distress
In critical shape, under duress
The suspect was caught
For the crime he had wrought
Now justice will clean up this mess
There once was a lady named Whoopi
On “The View” she spoke ever so boldly
She called for Black men
To stand up again
And protect history, so holy
There once was a veep in a slump,
With Hochul, she felt like a chump.
The week was quite tough,
But she didn’t huff and puff,
Just hoped for a better jump.
Just in time for America’s birthday,
Fireworks light up the night in a grand display,
The flag proudly waves,
As the country celebrates and behaves,
In red, white, and blue, we all say hooray!
There once was a lady named Kate,
Who had a ghostly blind date,
She told him to leave,
His presence did grieve,
Now she’s finally in a better state.
There once was a deal to end war,
Between U.S. and Iran, no more.
Tehran must dilute,
Its uranium to boot,
Free oil sales, sanctions no longer a chore.
There once was a man named Lu
Charged with crimes that were quite a few
Hate crime and cross burning
Left the community yearning
For justice to see the case through