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There once was a president bold,
Who shared a “perspective” of gold,
For mean times in history,
His wisdom did free,
A limerick of hope we now hold.

There once was a girl with no plan,
Her friend was scared to ask, but he ran,
She confessed she was lost,
But at least there’s no cost,
Now they’ll come up with one if they can.

There once was a man who said
“I think that’s what I said”
His words often got misread
In confusion, he would be led
To clarify what was in his head

There once was a senator named Marshall
Who supported Iran’s missile recall
He echoed Trump’s view
Saying they have the right, it’s true
But many disagreed with it all

There once was an MS NOW host so bold,
Who criticized the president’s foreign policy, we’re told.
She tore him apart,
Saying it was a start,
Of the stupidest thing of the 21st century, so cold.

A socialist named Lewis George,
Vowed to fight Trump’s overreach,
“We are not going to get ICE off our streets,
By fearing this president’s tweets,”
Democratic values he will now fiercely enforce.

The justices all ruled as one
That barring drug users from guns is done
It violates rights
And gives quite the fright
Second Amendment victory won

There once was a mother in doubt
Whose baby was taken out
She spoke out in grief
Seeking justice, relief
Her heart shattered, filled with doubt

There once was a senator named Jon,
Who criticized the president’s con.
He rebuked the failed war,
Said, “We can’t take no more”,
Ossoff’s stance on Iran was strong.

There once was a late night host
Who thought G7 summit was grandiose
One key moment stood out
With no shadow of doubt
His excitement he could hardly boast