There once was a strategist, so wise,
Who made a prediction, no surprise,
“I’m not crazy,” he said,
But then shook his head,
As the outcome unfolded before his eyes.
There once was a loop from the White House,
Of the president speaking with grace,
Three words he did say,
Again and again all day,
In a limerick, it’s hard to replace.
There once was a user who’d cry,
“It’s the best place to surrender,” oh my!
On social media cracked,
Their words weren’t exact,
But their feelings, we can’t deny.
There once was a president who
Returned home and quickly did spew
Attacks on his critics so bold
For his Iran deal, we’re told
In limericks, his anger he threw
There once was a president, grand,
Whose failures were hard to withstand.
So many things he’d miss,
Left folks in distress,
And understanding, none could command.
There once was a news source named Fox
Who claimed that we all had been fooled by the clocks
“Don’t believe your eyes,”
They preached with sly lies
But truth prevailed despite their paradox.
There once was a team of brave airmen,
And civilians, devoted to their assignment.
In a crash, their lives were all taken,
Their dedication never forsaken,
In memory, their legacy will glisten.
There once was a demand so high,
For data centers reaching the sky.
Consumer electronics did fight,
For chips to use in the night,
In fierce competition they vie.
There once was a man named Trump, true,
Who wanted a pool that was blue,
But instead of that hue,
It turned algae bloom green, it’s true,
Now he’s feeling quite blue, boo-hoo.
There once was a plague so old,
More ancient than we’ve been told,
Dating back 5,500 years,
Causing much death and tears,
200 years earlier, we’re now bold.