There once was an X user so bright,
Who refused to admit they were right.
They were tricked into doing it,
But would never admit one bit,
Not a word would escape them, despite.
There once was a man with a wish,
To be near a singer, his dish.
A judge said, “No way!”
With a five-year delay,
Their romance was squashed in a swish.
There once was a president who said
“This time is different,” then led
An attack on the media’s name
Playing a dangerous game
His lies causing much widespread dread
There once was a president named Trump,
In his war with Iran, he hit a slump.
Critics say he gained not a lot,
In his battles, he nearly got caught.
Now he faces a difficult hump.
There once was a man named Chris Hayes
Who laughed at Fox News in a daze
As they praised the president’s renovation
By the pool’s bright green waters, a celebration
Chris found it all quite a craze
There once was a man with high wealth,
Whose ego was bigger than stealth,
On social media’s shelf,
His pride caused them to shelf,
For him, they had little to heft.
A Roosevelt historian stressed
That the quote on the banner, addressed
To the president’s name
Was not his claim to fame
In this matter, he’s confidently expressed
There once was a president who’d flex,
With expletives, his plans to perplex,
His deal with Tehran,
He thought was so grand,
But compared to his predecessor, it lacks specs.
There once was a man named Trump,
Whose candidate won with a thump,
His remarks were scathing,
After the victory, he was raving,
In the Senate, his power will jump.
There once was a Democrat from Maryland,
Who ranted about Trump’s war plan.
He said it was poor,
And caused much uproar,
For damage that’s irrevocably banned.