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There’s actually a history, quite grand,
The details are worth understanding,
A resolution was made,
A decision displayed,
In the past, it all was planned.

There once was a pastor who claimed
Obama’s library design was framed
To say “this country is bad,
It needs to be had
Fundamentally changed,” he exclaimed.

There once was a man named Montgomery
Convicted of crimes so contrary
He murdered his child
Her body defiled
And hid it for months to bury.

There once was a host from MS NOW
Said Republicans are left with a burden, gee wow
With the president’s comments they’re stuck
As they try for re-election, good luck
Their task may be tough, but oh how they’ll plow

There once was a man named Trump,
Whose pardon process made a big jump,
Personal networks in play,
Justice Department pushed away,
His methods sure made some hearts thump.

There once was an anchor named Source,
The president’s insults, of course,
She opened up wide,
And revealed with pride,
Why he targets her with such force.

There once was a person unwrapped,
Who thought success had been trapped,
At some point they’d say,
It’s not coming their way,
And acceptance finally tapped.

A decision that caused quite a stir,
Gianni Infantino said with a purr,
“Sometimes it’s good to just chill,
Relax and enjoy the thrill,
Even if Omar Artan can’t confer.”

There once was a stormy day so dire
Tornadoes in the sky, they did conspire
Reports flooded in from far and near
Missouri, Iowa, Kansas, they did appear
The National Weather Service did inquire

There once was a President bold,
Whose words were now falsely told,
By Private Eye’s sporty front page,
Putting words in his mouth with rage,
Their soccer theme truly took hold.