There once was a gal named Jessica,
Who thought Fox News was a mess-a,
“They’re out of their minds,”
She said of their kinds,
In her view, they were under distress-a.
There once was a breeder from Oz
Whose cockroach collection caused quite a buzz
Officials seized 100,000
In a raid that was quite grand
Australia’s largest bug seizure, just because
There once were some astronauts so bold,
Who on the ISS did behold,
For 27 years without fear,
No evacuation need near,
Their mission in space did unfold.
There once was a president who’d slip,
In a new AI-generated clip,
Hosing distractions were rife,
In his virtual life,
He caused quite a stir with each quip.
There once was a woman named Karen
Who filed a lawsuit with no barren
Against State Police and the town
She sought justice renown
In Canton, her case will be darin’
There once was a report that said,
Full results in November we’ll dread.
The elections in sight,
Midterms delay the light,
Completion of votes is ahead.
There once was a lawmaker who’d grouse
That Trump should be thrown from the house
He caused such a stir
With his words so sure
But removing him? Only time will espouse.
There once was a son from L.A.
His crime led to quite a display
Stabbed in the chest
Now under arrest
For the actor’s girlfriend, a sad day
There once was a man who did say,
“We’re going to lose the Senate in the fall anyway.”
He sighed with a frown,
Preparing to step down,
His words caused quite a dismay.
There once was a man of great power,
Who raged against a lawsuit each hour.
He criticized the plaintiff,
For trying to be defiant,
In a ballroom battle, he would tower.