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There once was a House Speaker so stern,
Telling Lindell to cease and discern.
“Shut up with your lies,”
He cried in surprise,
To Alison, his point had to be firm.

There once was a president dear,
Sarah Matthews did make it clear,
The cost of his actions,
Could lead to distractions,
And bring trouble very near.

There once was a Late Night show host,
Who aimed at the president with boast,
He delivered a “SO WOKE” zinger,
Making the audience linger,
With humor, he was the most.

The job market was tough, no denying,
But now it’s clearly reviving,
Despite energy costs,
And uncertainty tossed,
Since attacks left us all surviving.

There once was a host named Colbert,
Who showed kindness in a big way, we’re told.
To the station that stood,
Behind his “Late Show” for good,
With generosity, his gratitude is bold.

There once were two paramedics from Colorado,
Whose homicide convictions were reversed in a blow,
Elijah McClain had died,
In a ketamine overdose while pinned to the ground,
By police, a tragic tale of woe.

There once was a driver who spied
A handcuffed woman outside
A Cadillac tried
To run her, terrified
But luckily, she didn’t collide.

There once was a first son quite bold,
Who Tapper’s critique did behold.
Jill Biden’s book he defended,
His father’s term he amended,
In limericks, his story was told.

There once was a man named Bryce Mitchell,
Said government funding was a pickle.
Tax dollars at play,
Seemed quite out of the way,
For the goal it seemed to befuddle.

There once was a host of “Last Word”
Whose monologue was strong and assured
On Iran war and the state’s election
He spoke with great passion and affection
Delivering opinions that stirred.