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There once was an election so grand
In California, Iowa, and more land
Live results did show
Who voters did know
In races across the whole strand

Immigrant detainees in despair,
Their medical needs neglected with no care,
Court documents reveal,
Their health in a bad deal,
Government failing them, it’s not fair.

There once was a journo, so miffed,
Claimed Bari Weiss was a menace, adrift,
With ’60 Minutes’ in peril,
His rage did unfurl,
But his words just got lost in a rift.

There once was a state quite polar,
Where Dems outvoted Repubs, oh lor!
With 150,000 more,
They showed who they adore,
In early voting, Dems scored more.

There once was a podcaster named Shawn,
Endorsed Trump for the White House lawn,
In the manosphere he’d roam,
Interviewed Trump from his home,
For the 2024 election they fawned.

There once was a journalist named Pelley,
With a nose for detecting a skelly.
Owens criticized the network’s choice,
Of Bilton and Weiss, he raised his voice,
Their fraudulence he could spot on the telly.

There once was a host who did frown,
At Trump’s attorneys, such clowns!
Incompetent buffoons,
Put Trump in legal ruins,
Their errors have brought him all down.

There once was a president in town
Who had an “innocent man” meltdown
On Truth Social he raged
His behavior uncaged
In a temper tantrum he did drown

There once was a late-night host
Who offered Trump a little roast
With reassurance quite sly
After a legal ruling went awry
The president’s ego was toast

There once was a host from MS NOW
Who talked of Trump with a furrowed brow
She said, “This is how it goes,
With this man, who everyone knows,”
Her words sparked a lively row.