There once was a strategizing guest
Who declared a surprising confession
In the presidential history quest
A great admission, no less
Made by a Democratic possession
There once was a Trump ally quite bold,
Whose words on Iran war she unrolled.
With rhetoric so high,
She caught every eye,
Her views getting brasher, stories told.
There once was a president, absurd,
Tried a 007 moment, quite stirred,
Critics were shaken,
And left quite forsaken,
In the end, his reputation deterred.
There once was an actor so brave
Called out Putin and Netanyahu, he gave
At Cannes Festival he roared
Their actions he deplored
In a fiery takedown, he did rave
There once was a Christian lineup,
Who argued the U.S. was designed up,
As a Christian nation,
But disputed foundation,
By historians, causing a buildup.
There once were two people in hold,
A third suspect is sought, we are told,
For the attacks that occurred,
By those who were stirred,
Now justice may finally unfold.
There once was an “SNL” great
Who regretted his wild date
With old buddy Trump
In a season finale jump
He wished he could change his fate.
There once was a rock star quite big,
Who crashed SNL, what a gig!
Ferrell made a joke,
But almost choked,
When the wind out of his sail did it wig.
There once was a show with a host,
Whose co-host came close to being lost,
On live TV they did teeter,
Michael Che couldn’t be sweeter,
Saving the feature they boast.
There once was a caller so brave,
Who shared a secret he did crave,
Opening up to the crowd,
To help others he vowed,
In public his story he gave.