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There once was a plan so grandiose,
A library in Miami arose.
For the president’s history,
A towering library,
In Florida, where the warm wind blows.

There once was a “Daily Show” host
Who took the president up on a boast
At an event last week
He decided to seek
And made the strange offer his own boast

There once was a Late Show host so keen,
Who watched No Kings demos on screen,
He saw signs and floats,
With clever quotes,
In the protests, he found a new theme.

There once was a throne, oh so grand,
Trump praised for what he had planned,
Not the economy’s fate,
But the Lincoln Bathroom’s update,
A 10-foot-tall seat in demand.

There once was a student so vile
Who shot a teacher in style
He then turned the gun
On himself, all was done
Leaving behind only a trial

A combat vet named Joey Jones
Said, “Don’t nation-build, don’t win hearts and minds!”
He shared his views and opinions,
In limerick form, no dominions,
His words in rhyme cleverly twine.

There once was a Cpl. named Paul Amarillas
Who stole ammo and weapons, oh what a fuss
Shoulder-fired missiles he took
In Arizona, he tried to sell, that crook
Now charged and facing the legal buzz

There once was a girl with much to say,
Her boyfriend was arrested one day,
On social media she spoke,
Her silence finally broke,
The president’s daughter-in-law had her way.

There once was a man full of hate,
Who planned a disastrous fate.
He made a video,
Then rammed his truck, oh no!
In a synagogue’s path, sealed their fate.

There once was a rocket so grand,
With astronauts ready to land.
They orbited Earth,
Then headed for lunar berth,
In the 32-story rocket they stand.