There once was an actor so witty
Joining protests in New York City
Against Trump’s administration
Declared with determination
“The president must be stopped now,” what a pity!
There once was a skater so great
Knocked off the podium by fate
In Prague he then soared
His jumps all adored
The “quad god” reclaimed his top state.
There once was a president bold
Whose knowledge was said to be gold
While dining on fries
The health secretary’s eyes
Saw his wisdom and wit manifold.
There once was a reporter named Jake
Who got caught in a physical break
In West Palm Beach town
He was pushed to the ground
And quickly the news he did make
There once was a Rep. from Kentucky
Who questioned the Trump team so gutsy
About a post that was strange
Causing quite a range
Of raised eyebrows, oh what a quandary!
There once was a man named Joe Rogan,
Who said MAGA was full of dorks, man.
He called them a bunch,
With a jab and a punch,
Said they were just a big group of dorky fans.
A man was talked into a scheme,
Kelly wanted those people to redeem.
Their accountability was sought,
For the plan they had brought,
In the end, it was all just a dream.
There once was a president who
Made a slip of the tongue, it’s true
But his explanation was grand
And his supporters did understand
So the incident quickly blew.
There once was a Rep. named Jayapal,
Who in hearings did clearly recall,
“The people who harm
Must face the alarm,
And be prosecuted for all!”
There once was a plan to break through,
The shipping chokepoint anew,
After a month of fierce war,
Aid at the front door,
A breakthrough for all to pursue.