A man whose disapproval kept soaring,
In polls, he was constantly scoring.
The data analyst cried,
“His ratings won’t hide,
At or near all-time high, not ignoring.”
There once was a host who liked to boast,
Trump’s ego, Obama did roast,
At the dinner so grand,
Mocked the TV brand,
In limericks, he made the most.
There once was a man in our jail,
For at least eight hours he will wail,
On bond he’ll be freed,
Said Sheriff with speed,
In Martin County, no need for bail.
There once was a man named Jack,
Who said, “I hate to burst your stack.”
To Stephen Colbert he took a jab,
Said, “You’re wrong,” with a stab,
In a limerick, there’s no lack.
There once was a Fox News contributor
Who told people to enjoy time in hell
But his comments were quite sinister
His words did not sit very well
In the end, his reputation was inferior.
There once was a president bold,
Whose speeches were long, so I’m told.
He’d talk without end,
His message to send,
Till his listeners were left feeling cold.
The Senate passed a deal with no call,
Now the House will debate, one and all,
Approval is likely on Friday,
As they move things along in their own way,
Both chambers working to prevent a stall.
There once was a president bold,
Whose remarks to Dana Perino were told,
They gave people the ick,
Online, they were quick,
To criticize, harsh and cold.
In Hormuz, oil tankers once soared,
But now, with Iran’s war, it’s ignored.
The strait is shut tight,
No ships in plain sight,
One-fifth of the world’s oil is stored.
There once was a critic online
Who found things more and more asinine
“This is just absurd,”
He passionately demurred
Like Stalin’s cult, it’s malign.