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There once was a rumor quite grim
That Trump’s resignation was prim
Newsom’s press team replied
With laughter, they cried
In California, the future looks dim

Both mothers agreed, what a sight,
Their children would never run flight,
They sat down and spoke,
And shared a good joke,
Their bond was now ever so tight.

There once was a man called Geist
Who thought the treatment was not the nicest
They treated him like a child
But he didn’t seem riled
For offense, he did not raise the slightest

There once was an anchor on “Today”
Who said, “It’s been too much to bear”
Thinking, “I brought this to her bedside”
The guilt, heavy, she couldn’t shake
Her heart weighed down by despair

There once was a lass named Evita
Whose views were quite bold, you’d believe her
On Real America’s Voice
She made quite a choice
As the daughter of Sean Duffy, we’ll see her

There once was a spokesperson named Jen
Who gave a news segment back then
She didn’t hold back
On the president’s knack
For winning an award, now and then.

Within just a few weeks, drivers saw
Prices climb by nearly $1 a drawl
At the pump, it’s a pain
As wallets start to drain
Gasoline costs, we can’t ignore the brawl.

There once was a tweet filled with glee,
“Super Mario Galaxy” movie we’ll see!
Could it be just a tease,
For an upcoming release?
Social media asked, what will it be?

There once was a man named Sam Champion
Whose heart seemed to be quite a phenomenon
Tests showed it was fine
But he got a sign
That his health was not such a companion

The markets were in quite a fright,
As stocks plummeted out of sight,
Doubt replaced hope,
On Wall Street they mope,
Worst day since the war took its flight.