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There once was a man named Leonid Radvinsky
Owner of a platform that was quite racy
OnlyFans was his creation
But sadly, he left this location
Passed away at a young age, quite sadly

There once were workers of might
From Homeland Security’s flight
TSA, Coast Guard, Secret Service
Working without a purpose
Unpaid since funding took flight

There once was a board quite editorial,
Dropped a truth bomb that seemed quite ethereal,
Reality check on the war,
For the president, quite a sore,
His messaging now seemed quite material.

Henrietta Treyz from the bank,
Predicted prices would rise, not tank,
But with a major twist,
Her timeline may have missed,
For now, we must wait and give thanks.

The FAA issued a stop on the ground
In New York, where flights can’t be found
An “aircraft emergency” declared
All planes to the runway were spared
Till safety for takeoff was sound

There once was a senator from South Carolina
Who told Trump to seize an Iranian island
He thought it would be grand
But others didn’t understand
And his idea was met with defiance

There once was a pop star so vain
Who tried to banter with the police in vain
Complaining of treatment so vile
Said he felt like a criminal on trial
In a video, his complaints did plainly explain

There once was a writer named Jessi,
Who covered the Wild team quite impressively.
For ten years with great flair,
NHL.com was her lair,
Now she moves on to new creativity.

There once was a candidate so bold
Who claimed the president’s story was told
He’s not in the running
For the Kennedy family’s stunning
Award, the truth be told.

There once was a soccer ace Jorginho
Whose family faced quite a foe
A guard at a hotel
Acted way too hostile
In Sao Paulo, causing much woe