There once was a host with great might,
Exposed lies from the president’s sight,
Held his feet to the fire,
For one chilling desire,
Last Word host won the fight.
There once was a team from Venezuela
In baseball, they were on a tear
Against the US they fought
And victory they caught
Suarez’s double sealed the affair
There once was an office in Jersey
Whose leadership structure was dicey
Scrutiny grew
Since it was ruled unlawful, too
Now they must make changes quite pricey
There once was a strategist, so bold,
Who deemed Trump as nothing but gold,
An “idiot,” “moron,” and “sack of s**t,”
His insults were really a hit,
For the president, the words took their toll.
There once was a man quite audacious,
Who often exclaimed, “My goodness gracious!”
He’d say it with flair,
As if to declare,
His surprise in a manner so spacious.
There once was a host late at night,
Who gave the president a big fright,
For mocking the governor’s dyslexia,
He showed no signs of euphoria,
Just a scolding that was full of bite.
A Trump scion caught a stray,
From his dad during an address, they say,
Late Show host made a jest,
About this family’s unrest,
In the limelight they always play.
There once was a Pope named Leo,
Who said it’s a moral must-do,
That health services be in reach,
For all people to preach,
A moral imperative to pursue.
There once was a veep who did say
War in Iran would greatly dismay
A distraction of resources
It would be, he endorses
For the country, too costly a foray
There once was a congressman from the GOP,
Who replied to a war hawk so crudely,
His language was quite lewd,
And definitely not shrewd,
In South Carolina, the people were quite peeved.