There once was an Apple CEO,
Focused on “policy,” as we know.
He praised Trump’s accessibility,
In public with such visibility,
But opinions on this were quite low.
There once was a general named Aguto,
Supporting Ukraine, although,
Watchdogs investigated,
His actions debated,
In the military, a controversial show.
The Farm Workers Union did say,
Allegations have come their way,
Of abuse towards youth,
So they paused to tell truth,
Hoping justice will win the day.
There once was a Democrat named Mayes
Who vowed Arizona wouldn’t be swayed
By any big company
Above state law, you see
In her words, the message conveyed
There once was a host named “Last Word”
Who argued Trump had again been absurd
He had “disgraced” himself, so it’s said
By callously dismissing with dread
A significant question he heard
There once were tiny pubs so nifty,
Recreating the Irish pub swiftly,
Just small enough to fit,
In a driveway, a hit,
They made everyone feel happy.
There once was a president who said,
His claim was just “nuts” it was spread.
Compared to dictators so sly,
His words made many cry,
In disbelief at what he had pled.
There once were some satirical creations
Depicting the president in bad situations
With Putin and Netanyahu
In ways quite grotesque, oh
These artworks provoked strong sensations
There once was a Late Show host quite grand,
Who used ironclad logic to band,
Mocking others he’d boast,
In his late night show host,
With humor and wit, he’d command.
There once was a shutdown, quite mean,
Disruptions in air travel scene,
Started on Valentine’s Day,
Causing chaos in every way,
A challenging time, you’ve seen.