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There once was a skier from the U.S.,
Recovering from a crash, quite a mess.
Retirement talk he did spurn,
For there was still much to learn,
In Milan Cortina, he’d soon reassess.

There once was a host so bright,
Warning viewers about Pence’s slight.
“Don’t be fooled,” he said,
As he shook his head,
On “Last Week Tonight” late at night.

There once was a critic who’d chat,
“Sorry, what was that?” hit back at
The president online,
In a tone quite unkind,
Their banter engaged tit for tat.

There once was an artist so sly
In cities, he caught the world’s eye
From Ukraine to New York
London to Bristol’s fork
Banksy’s identity revealed, oh my!

Make no mistake,” cautioned the podcast bro,
The world of true crime is quite a show.
With twists and turns in every tale,
Listeners’ hearts will surely fail,
As the mysteries unravel and grow.

There once was a ban on officials so grand,
It could affect the World Cup in the land.
U.S. government staff,
Now faced with this gaffe,
Could change the games with a wave of a hand.

There once was a pontiff so grand,
Who blessed all the people and land.
He didn’t mention the States,
Or Israel at great rates,
But his words were sincere and unplanned.

There once was a man named Bolsonaro
Who tried to lead a coup, oh how narrow
Now he’s locked up quite tight
Serving 27 years, what a plight
For his actions, he’ll forever be in sorrow.

There once was a president, quite lead,
Who ignored a question, instead,
He launched into a tirade,
His response was quite delayed,
To the question, he never had pled.

A comedian returned to the light,
To host the 98th Awards with delight,
With jokes that were funny,
He started off sunny,
And the audience laughed through the night.