There once was a late-night legend
Whose take on the “authoritarian” administration did mend
Now finding new life
On social media, rife
With laughter and truth, his words extend
There once was an admin named Mamdani,
Whose settlement caused quite a frenzy,
The largest to date,
In this labor debate,
A historic win, as they all agreed.
There once was a girl named Zelda
Whose father’s fans were quite a swelda
Using AI to manipulate
Made her quite irate
Let her father rest, she did tell-a
There once was a group from the states,
Unconvinced by the admin’s debates.
They found the finger-pointing lame,
In polling, they weren’t to blame,
For distrust still lingers and waits.
There once was a star with great fame
Found unresponsive, what a shame
In a South Carolina flat
They lay there, that was that
Their age was 36, what a game.
There once was a tale that was bolded
You can catch up on what’s unfolded
With a limerick rhyme
In traditional time
The story will soon be behooved
There once was a feed from the White House
But all we could see was that grouse
With Trump in each frame
It wasn’t the same
A rough start, for sure, in that house
There once was a host of a show
Who offered the president a go
At some food for thought
But he was caught
In a limerick that did not flow
There once was a president bold,
Who invoked their name, so we’re told,
Nearly 900 times,
In his speeches and rhymes,
A Reuters review soon had it unrolled.
There once was a president bold
His party’s support starting to fold
Cost of living woes
And Iran war woes
In polls, his approval turned cold.