There once was a man named Dale,
Banned from the White House, oh what a tale!
He said, “For helpful news,
Check out outlets you choose,”
Consuming the news, without fail.
There once was a host named Kimmel,
Who called out the president on a whim.
Over the ban on news outlets three,
He spoke out boldly and free,
His words causing quite a big brim.
There once was a woman named Steph,
Whose views on Trump made a big rep.
She said, “The press fight
Is still in plain sight,
Donald’s wrath won’t soon run out of pep.”
There once was a man named Gerard Baker
Whose disdain for Trump grew much greater
He lamented the day
That he ever would say
He has “Trump dismay syndrome” later
There once was a president bold,
Who used his successor’s media ban to scold,
He spoke of a cohort,
Who lacked democratic support,
In America, the story is told.
There once was a man named Jason Eaton
Who claimed he was acting on orders from the CIA and Mossad
But the jury rejected his plea
Said he wasn’t insane, you see
Now in jail, his freedom is foregone.
There once was a VP who did say,
“I promise it was an accident, okay?”
He repeated himself,
Like a broken old elf,
And hoped his mistake would soon sway.
There once was a Colorado rep,
Whose private life met with a step,
She split from her spouse,
Causing quite a rouse,
In 2023, her story they’ll pep.
There once was a girl from North Carolina,
Accused of a crime that was quite a drama.
Her attorney did plea,
“There’s not enough for me to see,
To defend her in court with such honor.”
There once was a center that controlled
Air traffic with schedules enfold
Technical glitches did arise
Flights canceled to passengers’ surprise
In the Northeast, chaos took hold.