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There once was a governor from Cali
Who claimed a conspiracy with glee
Said Noem was let go
To keep hidden the show
Of the true mastermind, you see.

There once was a small country’s leader
Whose praises for U.S. attention grew sweeter
“We pose no threat,
We’re not a big bet,”
But still, felt amazed at the treat her

There once was a market that sighed
Expected to rebound, it tried
From a lackluster year
It hoped to steer clear
But the job market sadly just cried

But the president said “we think
That we want to fix, finish” Iran first
He vowed to take action
To gain more traction
And diplomacy he did not mince

There once was a president, stern,
Whose anti-trans policies did burn.
But swift backlash he earned,
For a proclamation he spurned,
In his second term as they churn.

There once was a host of late night
Who called out the GOP’s plight
For protecting the president’s might
He wanted to testify
But they blocked it, oh what a sight.

There once was a man with some flair,
Who made comments that filled the air,
In a supercut shown,
His words were well-known,
For raising eyebrows everywhere.

There once was a late-night host, so bold,
Who had a suggestion for the president told.
With jokes and jibes so sly,
He made his point fly high,
On the “Late Show,” his humor did hold.

There once was a defense secretary named Pence,
Whose description of past wars was intense,
Critics were puzzled and wondered,
What the hell he had pondered,
Leaving many in utter suspense.

There once was a man named Frank Luntz,
Said the GOP’s advantage shrunk,
In the Lone Star State,
It’s a changing fate,
Now they’re feeling quite sunk.