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There once was a legend, no doubt,
Accused of being a “sell out,”
But fame took its toll,
Now he’s lost control,
A cautionary tale, no clout.

There once was a Court that did stress,
“A Supreme spanking,” no less.
With decisions so grand,
They ruled the whole land,
And left us all in duress.

There once was a handyman, Johnson,
Convicted of storming the Capitol, he’d done.
Trump’s pardon was a surprise,
Now freedom in his eyes,
A lucky break for that man, Johnson.

There once was a handyman named Johnson,
Who stormed the Capitol, causing a conundrum,
But Trump gave a pardon,
For the chaos he started,
Now his actions have come back to haunt him.

There once was a meme so strong,
Turned against the administration wrong,
Spread far and wide,
With nowhere to hide,
A viral sensation all along.

There once was a man named Bryan Betancur,
Charged with assault, that’s for sure,
Filming himself on a train,
Touching women’s hair, what a shame,
Now facing the consequences, he must endure.

There once was a man named Trump
Whose travel bans caused a big jump
In the World Baseball Classic’s fate
And for soccer, it may be too late
As events were forced to take a dump

There once was a man named Hegseth
Who argued that media’s breath
On U.S. casualties
Was to make Trump look bad, please
But Dana Perino had a rebuttal to set.

There once was a lad named Caiden,
Who tried to set fire to the den.
He was angry, you see,
At a bill that decree,
TikTok’s owner must sell in the end.

There once was a man named Tucker,
Trump claimed he’s a wayward plucker,
Said he’s lost and not MAGA,
A critique that came from saga,
But Tucker just called him a ducker.