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There once were Democrats quite witty,
Turned Trump’s words into a party so pretty,
On social media they raved,
And his announcement they gave,
A fierce response, oh what a pity!

There once was a brave activist from Selma,
Who fought for the rights of the alma,
With risky groundwork laid,
Voter registration he made,
Till the Voting Rights Act caused a tremor.

There once was a press secretary bold,
Who claimed that the press was too cold.
They only wanted to frown,
And bring the president down,
But the truth is the story they sold.

There once was a man named Schlapp
Whose words caused quite a loud flap
He seemed to suggest
That the girls found at rest
Were better off in death’s long nap.

There once was an actor named “Mary”
Who hit Fox 32’s reporter, quite airy
With questions of his own
From a location unknown
In “Project Hail Mary,” how scary!

There once was a senator named Schatz
Who skewered Trump in a spat
For launching a war
While Americans endure
He called it a regime change that fell flat

There once was a press secretary bold,
Who claimed that the press was too cold.
They only wanted to frown,
And bring the president down,
But the truth is the story they sold.

There once was a host of a show,
Who roasted the defense guy, you know.
His chest-thumping Iran war talk,
Was mocked on the spot,
In jokes that were sharp as an arrow.

There once was a protester so bold,
Charged with assaulting, we’re told.
Resisting arrest,
He put to the test,
Till officers finally took hold.

There once was a senator named Claire
Who found the administration unaware
Their lack of planning was stunning
After the attack on Iran, it was cunning
McCaskill’s criticism they could not bear