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There once was a strike from Iran,
Raising anxiety in the U.S. land,
Futures dropped low,
Energy prices did grow,
Pump prices jumped, oh what a plan!

There once was a first lady’s jest,
Irony meters were put to the test.
With her message so sly,
They exploded sky high,
Leaving all in ironic unrest.

There once was a press secretary, Trump’s,
Who flipped out, a sight quite a hump,
CNN’s query so bold,
Made her lose all control,
Over Hegseth, she had quite the jump.

There once was an MS NOW host
Who answered his own question to boast
About the youngest son
Of the president, but done
In a limerick, his point he did post

There once was a host on Late Show,
Who saw the president’s slip and said “Whoa!”
With just one word
His mistake was heard
And caused quite the uproar, you know.

There once was a host on late night,
Who saw something quite out of sight,
On the president’s head,
He spotted with dread,
A strange thing that gave him a fright.

There once was a man named Reyes,
Who tragically met his last days,
In ICE custody he died,
They denied what they tried,
But the truth always finds its own ways.

A press secretary gave a brief ring,
Claiming White House Press Corps had a sting,
They’d fallen for Iranian “propaganda” fling,
A claim that had a real zing,
In the briefing, a spicy thing.

There once was a Rep. named Kamlager-Dove,
Whose question the DHS did not love.
Called it “tabloid garbage” but never said “no”,
To the query that made her go slow,
In response, they danced around like a fox.

There once were two men from afar,
A soldier from Cal, and one from Iowa,
They met in the war,
And fought side by side,
In battles both near and far.