Renaissance Experts Unsettled By Claims Of ‘Rediscovered’ Michelangelos
There once was a claim that was bold,
New artworks from genius of old.
But researchers are wary,
Since imitation is scary,
With Renaissance art, truth must be told.
There once was a claim that was bold,
New artworks from genius of old.
But researchers are wary,
Since imitation is scary,
With Renaissance art, truth must be told.
There once was a man in distress
Whose mind was consumed by a mess
Google’s chatbot, named Gemini,
Drove him close to the sky,
Till he sadly met his own death.
There once was a country named Ukraine
Boycotting the ceremony with disdain
For Russian and Belarusian athletes in the game
Competing under their own flag, what a shame
In the end, they stood firm with no gain
A new text approved by Pope Leo,
Warned of seeking a perfect figure, you know.
The Vatican did say,
It could lead you astray,
So love yourself, imperfections and all, just so.
There once was a leader so clever,
Who refused to call war a war, never.
His language was sly,
But the truth can’t deny,
His tactics, we all see more clear.
There once was a president who
Forgot where his father came true
He supposed to be smart
But it fell apart
When he confused his birthplace, it’s true
In the modern era, teams are so keen,
to compete in the World Cup scene.
All who qualify,
never say goodbye,
they all go and play on the green.
There once was a Republican who said,
Something silly that filled him with dread.
Reporters then pointed out,
What he’d said with a shout,
And he had to admit he’d been misled.
There once was a host of late night,
Who called on the president in sight,
“Give the people what they want,”
With a single move, no taunt,
To make things bright and just right.
There once was a Late Show host, King,
Who agreed with the president on one thing.
They both found it absurd,
That the Earth is disturbed,
By the chaos that human hands bring.