Renaissance Experts Unsettled By Claims Of ‘Rediscovered’ Michelangelos

There once was a claim that was bold,
New artworks from genius of old.
But researchers are wary,
Since imitation is scary,
With Renaissance art, truth must be told.

Lawsuit Alleges Google’s Gemini Guided Man To Consider ‘Mass Casualty’ Event Before Suicide

There once was a man in distress
Whose mind was consumed by a mess
Google’s chatbot, named Gemini,
Drove him close to the sky,
Till he sadly met his own death.

Ukraine Forced To Drop Paralympics Uniform Over Map Design That Broke Games Rules

There once was a country named Ukraine
Boycotting the ceremony with disdain
For Russian and Belarusian athletes in the game
Competing under their own flag, what a shame
In the end, they stood firm with no gain

Vatican Issues Cosmetic Surgery Warning: ‘Cult Of The Body’

A new text approved by Pope Leo,
Warned of seeking a perfect figure, you know.
The Vatican did say,
It could lead you astray,
So love yourself, imperfections and all, just so.

‘Daily Show’ Host Spots A Very Sinister Parallel In MAGA’s Iran War Talking Points

There once was a leader so clever,
Who refused to call war a war, never.
His language was sly,
But the truth can’t deny,
His tactics, we all see more clear.

Trump’s Blatantly False Claim About His Father Leads To New ’25th Amendment’ Calls

There once was a president who
Forgot where his father came true
He supposed to be smart
But it fell apart
When he confused his birthplace, it’s true

Donald Trump Addresses Iran’s Fate At U.S.-Hosted FIFA World Cup

In the modern era, teams are so keen,
to compete in the World Cup scene.
All who qualify,
never say goodbye,
they all go and play on the green.

MAGA Senator’s Awkward ‘War’ Claim Unravels Within Seconds

There once was a Republican who said,
Something silly that filled him with dread.
Reporters then pointed out,
What he’d said with a shout,
And he had to admit he’d been misled.

‘I Want To Address The President Directly’: Jimmy Kimmel Offers Trump ‘Destiny’ Moment

There once was a host of late night,
Who called on the president in sight,
“Give the people what they want,”
With a single move, no taunt,
To make things bright and just right.

Stephen Colbert Audience Erupts As He Turns Trump’s Own Words Against Him

There once was a Late Show host, King,
Who agreed with the president on one thing.
They both found it absurd,
That the Earth is disturbed,
By the chaos that human hands bring.

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