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There once was a man named Burchett
Who to MAGA voters did beset
His message on Iran
With a Trump-like plan
In hopes they would not forget

There once was a GOP lawmaker
Who said Trump’s talk was more than a flare
Of a third term in sight
It could be, he’s right
And the nation should be well aware.

There once was a governor from Cal,
Told Kimmel, “It’s one hell of a haul.
In politics, I’ve seen it all,
From the big to the small,
It’s a wild and crazy free-for-all.”

There once was a president bold,
Who grumbled about Dems, so I’m told.
His decision they spurned,
For a military turn,
In a lengthy operation, so cold.

There once was a man named John Kennedy
Who questioned an ad campaign’s spending spree
The DHS secretary on horseback
Spent $220 million. John had a knack
For seeking the truth, you see

There once was a man from Oklahoma
Who defended his leader with drama
He got teary-eyed
And loudly replied
To his colleagues with fervor and trauma.

There once was a lawmaker so bold
Who shared clips of the president’s scold
On social media he’d post
Opposing the endeavors they’d boast
His actions were daring, we’re told.

There once was a man named Campbell,
Who announced in a heart-wrenching preamble,
That cancer was found,
And with a heavy heart, he had to expound,
Canceling plans, the sad ensemble.

There once was a captain named Knight,
Who proposed with all of her might,
She was nervous, it’s true,
To her partner she flew,
And they celebrated all through the night.

There once was a pop star, you see,
Charged the White House with audacity.
For using her hit song,
In a clip that was wrong,
“Making light of war,” she decried passionately.