Dow Drops As Stocks Sell Off Around The World And Oil Prices Soar On War Worries

Oil prices made a big jump one day,
When Iran struck the U.S. in dismay,
Embassy in Saudi was hit,
And it caused quite a bit of a fit,
Critical areas now in fray.

Lawrence O’Donnell Shreds Trump For Talking About Drapes As Death Toll Rises In Iran

There once was a host named Last Word,
Who criticized Trump and his sword,
Declared his war illegal,
Indifference was regal,
In skewering words that struck chord.

Seth Meyers Flags The Absolutely ‘Troubling’ Signs With Trump’s Iran War Plan

There once was a Late Night host quite clear,
Who found something especially weird,
About the president’s call,
For a war that appalled,
No one asked for, it’s all rather queer.

MAGA Senator’s ‘Smell Of War’ Talk Gets Absolutely Brutal Reminder From Veterans Group

There once was a group called VoteVets
Who delivered a “Call of Duty” text
Their message was clear
For all to hear
In the political game, they are set

Critics Mock ‘Addled Psycho’ Trump For Off-Topic Ramble At Medal Of Honor Ceremony

There once was a president bold,
Who bragged about his ballroom of gold.
His taste in drapes he’d endorse,
At a somber occasion, of course,
His ego, a sight to behold.

Jon Stewart Stunned Into 14 Seconds Of Silence After Trump’s Bizarre Babble

There once was a host of renown
Who tore into the president’s crown
For dragging the nation
Into war, no justification
His critique was swift and profound

Hillary Clinton Calls Out Lauren Boebert’s Photo Leak During Epstein Deposition

There once was a secretary of state
Whose concerns about treatment were great
By the panel Republican-led
Unfairness filled her with dread
Injustice she could not abate

Stephen Colbert Burns Trump On Iran With A Scathing Epstein Reminder

There once was a late night host
Who suggested a military boast
Said the strike was distraction
Not a real threat to the nation
His words sparked quite a lively engrossed

Jimmy Kimmel Shreds ‘Nostra-Dumbass’ Trump With His Own Worst Prediction

There once was a host of the late night,
Who mocked Trump with all of his might,
For doing just what he had said,
Obama would do, it was spread,
In jest and in humor, not spite.

Lindsey Graham’s Attempt To Defend Trump Turns Into Social Media Punchline

There once was a critic who’d stick
To asking “Where is the lie?”
He’d poke and he’d pry
But the truth would never go by
In search of the lie, he’d flick

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