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There once was a show called Newsnight,
With Trump, Hegseth, Graham in sight,
Their voices did clash,
In a political bash,
Each one arguing with all their might.

There once was a country named Britain,
At first, they refused to allow the same,
But now, under Starmer’s reign,
They’ve authorized drones to defend,
For “collective self-defense”, their aim.

There once was a post that was daring,
On social media, the optics were jarring,
It caused quite a stir,
Many users did infer,
A limerick about it, I’m sharing.

There once were two sisters, so merry
Guthrie and her sibling, they’d carry
Flowers they’d lay
At the Tucson display
United in loss, hearts not wary.

There once was a man named Toby Morton,
Mocked MAGA with parodies, never sortin’.
When war broke out in the East,
He took aim at the least,
And got personal with the president, snortin’.

There once was a man who was caught
In clothes with a message that fought
It said “Property of Allah”
But now he’s in his gala
Deceased, his deeds all for naught.

There once was a girl named Mae
She asked her mom in dismay
“Did the kids die?”
With a solemn sigh
Her mom had nothing to say.

There once was a display of shame,
Near the White House, it did claim.
In the nation’s capital, a sign,
Provoking thoughts, not benign,
A message that was not tame.

There once was a defense secretary,
Who tried to reimagine with glee,
America’s role in the war,
With Iran, deadly strikes galore,
Over the weekend, causing all to worry.

There once was a comic named John,
Who asked what they’re gonna do on
“Last Week Tonight,” he’d joke,
In a limerick spoke,
With humor that always lived on.