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There once was a skier named Lou,
Who won medals and trophies anew,
After skiing so far,
He came back to his car,
And drove home with a grin and “woo hoo!”

There once was a briefing so private
Trump officials said Iran did not agitate
No sign of a strike
Just a political spike
Intelligence briefing, no need to fixate

There once was a MAGA lawmaker
Who criticized the president’s flair
For his attack on Iran
He was not a fan
And his words left many in despair.

There once was a title so bold,
Online it was harshly cajoled,
Called “stupid” and “childish,”
The critics were quite feverish,
But the humor was what it extolled.

There once was a president with poor phrasing,
Critics pounced, their disapproval raising.
His words were dissected,
And often rejected,
In limericks, his faults we’re appraising.

There once was a key Trump ally,
Who said with a sigh up high,
“They are going to fall,
And it might be a brawl,
But we’ll see how it all will comply.”

There once was a match in Doha,
Lusail Stadium where stars could show ya,
Lamine Yamal and Messi,
European and Copa America champions, you see,
A game that fans won’t want to forgo ya.

Fans from Iran were already banned
From entering the U.S. land
Trump’s travel ban plan
Put a halt to their clan
Leaving many in hot demand

There once was a Trump ally, so sly,
On “Meet the Press,” he did try,
To distance the chief,
From the strikes, causing grief,
For the “peace president,” oh my!

There once was a man named Jack White,
Who critiqued the president’s clothes just right,
He then defended his views,
Said, “Stick to music,” refuse,
In a limerick, his words take flight.