There once were some attacks so bold,
That hindered the oil, we’re told.
Countries may find
Their exports confined,
By the threats in the region so cold.
The president dodged questions with guile,
About Iran he wore a sly smile.
He praised his new statues,
Took no further views,
Leaving reporters in doubt for a mile.
Fans from Iran were already banned
From entering the U.S. land
Trump’s travel ban plan
Put a halt to their clan
Leaving many in hot demand
There won’t be another until late 2028,
A rare event that we eagerly await.
The celestial dance in its grand display,
A total solar eclipse will come our way.
Mark your calendars, it’s a date!
There once was a show on NBC
That mocked a man quite cheekily
He claimed the Peace Prize
But they saw through his guise
For his war was not peaceful, you see
There once was a host named Jost
On “SNL” he was quite a good host
He gave the floor to the president
To explain his bad idea, quite evident
But the segment was met with much roast
There once were two gold medalists quite bold,
Who teased the men’s hockey team, we’re told.
During Storrie’s “SNL” show,
With wit they did glow,
Hilary Knight and Megan Keller, so droll.
There once was a man with a plan,
In an SUV, he began
To shoot at a bar,
From his car, oh so far,
Chief Davis said, “Stop this madman!”
There once was a Rep. so keen,
Voted for America First, it would seem,
No wars, she did declare,
In the political affair,
Marjorie Taylor Greene, living the dream.
There once was a man named Trump,
Who consulted with one big lump,
Benjamin Netanyahu’s the one,
Not Congress, or people, how fun,
Moulton’s words left a big thump.