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There once was a host who did state
The American people see the hate
Pandering and nonsense
They view with some sense
Said the former CNN mate

There once was a crackdown named Surge
With officers taking the urge
It caused quite a stir
In Trump’s latest blur
Immigration crackdown, the scourge

There once was a White House so great,
No details on the credit card rate.
What fate awaits those who stall?
No one knows, no clue at all.
Will they lower or face the state’s debate?

There once was a woman named Pirro,
Who tried to make a homeless man a felon, oh no!
With a cat toy keychain in hand,
She hoped he would understand,
But her plan ended up in a low blow.

An Iraqi colonel said with a sigh,
US forces would bid their base goodbye.
A few soldiers still stayed,
Due to issues delayed,
Logistics keeping them under the sky.

There once was a man named Litman
Who spoke of a political hitman
He said with a sneer
The situation’s severe
In a limerick, this story began

There once was a White House decree,
Claiming Greenland should belong to the free.
For Denmark is so small,
It can’t defend at all,
But it seems quite a wild fantasy.

There once was a lady named Machado,
From the White House she began to go,
Carrying a bag so big and red,
With Trump’s name, it is said,
Bolton called it shameful, you know.

There once was a hacker named Moore
Who broke into systems galore
The High Court he did breach
And servers out of reach
Now he’s facing consequences for sure

There once was a man from Cuba
Lived in the U.S. for years, not a scuba
In a Texas jail fight
He lost his life in the night
Now his family is left in a state of deep tuba.