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A progressive from Michigan did cry
Challenged Vance and Trump, oh my!
“Face your hypocrisy,”
He exclaimed with glee,
In hopes they would finally comply.

There once was a QB named Romo
Apology for actions that led to his woe
CBS analyst, now in the know
Former Cowboy, arrest in July’s glow
In limerick form, his story does flow

There once were some critics with receipts,
Who found fault in most things they’d meet.
Their sharp words caused some strife,
But they lived quite a life,
With opinions that couldn’t be beat.

There once was a storm heading west,
Forecast to make landfall on its quest.
In Texas it’s expected to hit,
On Tuesday, with winds that won’t quit,
The National Hurricane Center knows best.

There once was a Times journalist so bright
Who pointed out a bleak, worrisome sight
For the president, he said
Ahead of midterms with dread
A tough battle in 2026, no respite.

There once was a star with great clout
Who supported Trump, there’s no doubt
In a video he said
Some things that spread
And made everyone scream and shout

There once was a president who
Was asked if the rumors were true
That the Pentagon head
Has White House dreams fed
A potential run could ensue

There once was a tennis pro, dear,
Who crashed out of the Open, oh fear!
Now it’s all in the news,
They say it’s the muse,
For the meme of the year, loud and clear!

The job market in the States, it seems,
Is ambling along in its dreams.
Despite Trump’s war with Iran,
There’s still work for the common man,
But booming it’s surely not, it seems.

There once was a man named Peter
Who from the president did get a meter
He used Fox News reports
To highlight some retorts
And showed the cracks in his record much neater