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There once was a VP named Erin,
At the bank, where she’d always been.
She sorted through conflicts,
With great skills and predicts,
Her work ethic, truly a win.

There once was a speaker quite bold,
Who claimed Iranian leaders are told,
That lying is fine,
When in a bind,
A belief in their religion, we’re sold.

There once was a microbe so scary,
Naegleria fowleri, so wary,
Fewer than ten,
Are infected, and then,
The end is almost always quite dreary.

There once was a president bold
Whose trade claims were often told
But the facts didn’t align
With his grand design
In reality, his story was old

There once was a player named Cobb,
Who feared the game was doing a bob.
He said it’s tragic,
And quite magic,
That things were looking quite odd.

There once was a New York Dem,
With a piece of real estate in them,
They dreamed of a place,
With plenty of space,
To leave all their worries behind.

There once was a man who said this,
Out loud, with a confident bliss,
His words were so clear,
For all those to hear,
His voice was impossible to miss.

A candidate from Michigan said,
“Tariffs are a vanity war, led.”
Not a smart use at all,
In protectionist thrall,
Voters, think carefully ahead.

The jury reached a verdict with speed,
After three hours, they all agreed,
The case was now closed,
And justice imposed,
Their decision was just, they decreed.

Rescue crews searching for those who went missing,
Found two bodies, a tragedy dismissing.
In the Grand Canyon deep,
More flooding could creep,
Forecasters urge caution, not dismissing.