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There once was a man named Rick Wilson
Who foresaw Trump’s future with precision
In 2028, he said
Trump would run in his stead
A prediction that caused some division.

There once was a man named Sean Hannity,
Who didn’t trust Fox News’ polling certainty.
He dismissed their stats,
And gave them the axe,
For doubting their credibility.

There once was a chief data analyst
Whose favorite word was “yikes” in fact
He’d say it with flair
And a look of despair
Oh, that yikes was his linguistic act

There once was a man named David,
Whose posts on X quickly unraveled.
He shared his views without fear,
But soon faced backlash severe,
His online reputation now traveled.

There once was a president who’s AI
Fantasy critics said went awry
They deemed it a crime
To cross such a line
But the president wouldn’t comply

There once was a man named Trump,
Whose self-assessment took a dump,
Critics had plenty to say,
In a not-so-kind way,
His ego took quite a thump.

There once was a president so bold,
Attacked Americans, or so I’m told.
In a Fox News chat,
He showed where he’s at,
His actions left many hearts cold.

There once was a fighter from Brazil,
With a wife and two kids, quite the thrill.
In the ring he did shine,
His legacy will always be fine,
A warrior with an unbeatable skill.

There once was a health secretary
Whose team signaled for him to chill
As he spilled on his dining habits
In an interview with a charismatic fit
He revealed quite a dietary pill

There once was a senator named Moreno
Whose family situation was quite a show
He called it grotesque
Not a tale to request
In Ohio, the drama did grow