There once was a star named Sidney,
Who spoke out against public frenzy,
She said, “Due process is key,
Not just for you and for me,
Let’s not judge too quickly, let’s be friendly.”
There once was a senator so wise
Who on MS NOW did emphasize
Only Congress can declare war
And diplomacy must be explored
To end the conflict in Iran’s skies.
There once was a show with great fame
Funded by companies with no shame
Regulated by a star
From a Department bizarre
Millions of dollars all came
There once was a GOP rep,
Who asked for an investigation step,
To avoid resignation,
But faced more agitation,
His political future looking a bit bleak.
There once were some races quite tense,
In Michigan, Missouri, Kansas,
The live results we’d see,
As folks voted with glee,
Their choices in these states immense.
There once was a man of thirty-eight,
With a magazine, his pocket did await,
Loaded pistol found,
In his car, underground,
Police arrested him before it was too late.
There once was a deployment so bold
Criticized by officials, we’re told
Infringing on their city’s autonomy
Democrats say, militarized we roam
Public’s expense, the story’s been sold
There once was a doctor so wise,
Who dodged questions to everyone’s surprise,
He said with derision,
To Sen. Paul’s division,
“Your obsession calls for my demise.”
There once was a fire so grand
Destroyed buildings across the land
Forced folks to leave
Such a terrible heave
No one could truly understand
There once was a president who
Trashed Democrat-run cities, it’s true
Called them dirty and dangerous,
But his comments were met with a fuss
Indelible reactions ensued