There once was a man who had big plans,
But his projects all fell like quicksand.
He tried and he tried,
But his failures were wide,
Talk about epic fails, how grand!
There once was a post quite absurd
Suggesting Spain’s border was blurred
But it turned out untrue
Just fake news to skew
A limerick, the truth has concurred.
There once was a band called Attack
Whose Instagram post didn’t lack
They were “surprised and disappointed”
Their fans were quite disoriented
Their statement brought some flack.
A coalition saw through the guise,
Of the president’s tariffs, unwise.
They declared it a sham,
Just a “pretext,” a scam,
To replace old excuses with lies.
There once was a man named Trump,
Whose ratings took quite a bad slump,
From 37, he fell to 35,
In the polls, not a jive,
His approval was in a big thump.
There once was a man named Aaron F.
Arrested for starting a fire one day
He was booked for arson
His fate was quite harsh on
In connection with the Old Trails Fire, they say
There once were two reporters, Alfonsi and Pelley,
From “60 Minutes” they were recently shunned,
Now they’re leaving the newsroom,
To teach in the classroom,
Their new journey has just begun.
In New York, face coverings we don,
To show ID, it’s now also done,
These measures took place,
In June’s warm embrace,
For safety, they are now number one.
There once was a president strong,
Who described a video with a song.
In a novel new way,
He had much to say,
In limericks he never went wrong.
There once was a man in Delaney Hall,
Whose death was not the first of them all,
Senator Booker did lament,
Without action, more lives will be spent,
In this detention center’s cruel thrall.