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There once was a coach named Pochettino
Hired in 2024 for quite the show
To replace Berhalter
At a salary much greater
Six million a year, quite the payday to bestow

There once was a star named Torres
Whose hat caused a bit of uproar
With Trump’s name, he wore it
And quickly deplored it
Now he’s back on the field, scoring more

There once was a president in fret
Who hadn’t made up his mind just yet
Decisions were slow
Which way to go
On this issue, he couldn’t forget

There once was a man named Wallace
Who unraveled a fact pattern with grace
The president’s fury he drew
With his explanation so true
In the end, it was all a rat race.

There once was a Trump nemesis bold,
Who hit back as the story is told,
Attacked on social media,
Last month, a real enigma,
Their feud sure was a sight to behold.

There once was a war causing distraction
Message not getting through, a fraction
Opinions were shared
But no one seemed to care
Communication in need of some action

There once was a CNN host so fine,
Who showed a supercut line by line,
Of Trump’s officials, so bold,
Whose claims are now old,
Their credibility on the decline.

The U.S. Army’s missiles were grand,
In Iran they were used across the land,
But the stockpile’s now low,
For a long-range missile show,
Their supply is now under demand.

There once was a veep who did claim
Ruthlessness was the name of the game
He declared, “We must do it, too”
A ruthless approach will see us through
But kindness and compassion may bring fame

There once was a plan that was laid,
To cut agencies, so it was said,
But when disease did break out,
The government did pout,
For responding, they were afraid.