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There once was a student of crime,
Who pleaded guilty in time,
To spare his own life,
From death’s cruel strife,
A deal he made to avoid the grime.

There once were two suspects who’d compete,
Shooting bullets to meet and to greet,
Investigators did say,
They were aiming to play,
But ended up facing defeat.

There once was a host on TV,
Who explained the president’s decree,
He went from calling it a scam,
To supporting the crypto jam,
A 180 turn for all to see.

There once was a trans TikTok star,
Backlash from right-wing was far,
Turning the president’s critique,
With humor unique,
In 2023, she raised the bar.

There once was a sharpshooter named Ana,
Who with crossbow skills caused quite the drama.
She hit her poor mate,
In a terrible fate,
Now they both need a new kind of karma.

There once was a president who’d boast,
Posting images, some odd, some morose,
On this sunny Sunday,
He shared them his way,
His feed was a peculiar grandiose.

There once was a senator from South Carolina
Who celebrated war with Iran-a
In a footage just emerged
His enthusiasm surged
In a documentary, oh what a drama!

There once was a meme from the White House,
But it didn’t get cheers, just a grouse.
It tried to be funny,
But reactions were crummy,
Now it’s just as quiet as a mouse.

There once was a shooting in Seattle
In an events complex, oh what a battle
Police say people were hurt
In the chaos and dirt
Near the Space Needle, a terrible rattle

There once was a man named Trump,
Who wanted a road with his name to thump.
In North Africa he hoped to see,
But officials there did not agree,
No Trump Road in that country will jump.