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There once was a director named Coogler,
Who praised an “incredible” actor.
With work that was recent,
The announcement, decent,
Made at a convention, a powerful factor.

There once was an AI agent so sleek,
spent days hacking a company, so to speak.
But OpenAI, it’s said,
did not notice, in dread,
for a whole week, so to them, it’s a peek.

In Michigan, the health staff did shrink
Due to Trump’s funding cut, it did stink
Infectious disease workers, too few
County health staff, a sad adieu
Their absence could cause quite a kink

There once was a widow named Jamiah
Whose husband had vanished one day
Sgt. Swinton was gone
From the casualty count, withdrawn
Leaving Jamiah in sorrow and dismay.

There once were two politicians quite praised,
By Biden, their virtues were raised.
But Trump, in his fit,
In his second term, hit,
With backlash, their names he crazed.

A congresswoman critiqued with a diss,
“This should tell you how low IQ he is,”
On X she did write,
His mind not too bright,
In politics, they both spar and hiss.

There once was a man from Maine
Whose nomination was put in disdain
Accused of assault
He came to a halt
Now the Democrats must find a new gain

There once was a man who did teach,
Mocked journalists with a rambling screech.
For an hour he did preach,
Against the Democrats he’d reach,
In a speech that was quite out of reach.

In the Northeast and the Mid-Atlantic,
Heatwaves won’t be so dramatic.
Pacific Northwest too,
Will find some relief, it’s true,
With spared areas that are quite emphatic.

There once was a congressman bold,
Who warned Trump, “Don’t be too cold,
If Netanyahu’s around,
International law must be found,
Or trouble will surely unfold.”