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There once were some notes that were phony,
The FBI found them quite bologna,
One in February,
And a recent memory,
Inauthenticity they did decry.

There once was a justice named Jackson
Who criticized a colleague’s reaction
To the 14th Amendment
In a style quite adamant
His views caused quite a strong reaction

There once was a man named Loeb,
Who studied black holes, don’t you know?
Head of Harvard’s astron’omy,
Now he’s leading a committee,
Researching UFOs in a row.

When the court reached a point of confusion,
Fearing a Constitution’s profusion,
We must not turn our back,
On the truth we must not slack,
For our nation’s sake, find a solution.

There once was a wise elder’s call,
Saying it’s time to heed them all.
Their wisdom so grand,
We must understand,
For their guidance will never fall.

There once was a host on MS NOW
Who spoke of a ruling, oh wow
About Trump’s power unchecked
In a monologue she wrecked
The Supreme Court, the topic did plow.

There once was a court ruling so bold,
Barring trans girls from sports, we’re told.
In a vote six to three,
They upheld it, you see,
Their decision was staunch and cold.

There once was a man named Trump
Who thought Birthright Citizenship was a hump
But the Supreme Court said
It’s a law that won’t be dead
So Congress must now take the jump

There once was a woman named Kelly
Who thought liberals were rather wiggly
She said with a smirk
Like watching a quirk
But to her, they were simply too jiggly

There once was a founder named Dave
MAGA-voting, he loved to behave
Said, “folks in NYC like me,
I’ve had a real job, you see,”
Barstool Sports is the path that he paved.