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There once was a speaker so sly
Asked, “Oh dear, what’d they rule?” with a sigh
Letting out a groan
And eyes that have shown
His frustration as time passed him by.

There once was a judge named LaPlante,
Who ruled on a voter list mandate.
He said it did not follow
The Civil Rights Act hollow,
And the request he did not validate.

There once were remains found in a city,
Police work to solve this great mystery.
Medical examiners will state
What caused this poor person’s fate,
In the end, we hope for clarity.

There once was a Fox News host so bold,
Asked of Kennedy and a story of old,
About a raccoon’s dead hide,
In a book it was spied,
A tale that left many quite cold.

There once was a baby so small
Found in a toilet, saddest of all
At Electric Forest was found
Police investigating around
A tragic event, causing a pall.

There once was a man with great gall
In Alaska, he answered the call
Same name as the senator
Now a candidate contender
On the ballot, he stands tall

There once was a president so bold,
Whose message about the fair he told.
But it didn’t pass the test,
Reality had him stressed,
His credibility took a big fold.

There once was a rival so bold,
Who exposed Trump’s failures untold.
In 2016 she did fight,
To bring his faults to light,
But in the end, her efforts were sold.

There once was an event, you see,
Not as crowded as claimed, it’s agreed,
The president and his crew,
Exaggerated what they knew,
The truth is plain for all to see.

There once was a man named Weissmann
Who warned of a grave decision
The ramifications were dire
It set many hearts on fire
A cautionary tale for all to listen