There once was a man named Trump
Whose foreign policy made people jump
He praised North Korea and Iran
Which many found quite bizarre
Now his hypocrisy has caused a big stomp
There once was a group called VoteVets
Who hijacked a spot with some threats
Their spoof was scathing
The president was seething
Their message he surely regrets
A man who was feeling quite low
Wondered why his spirits were slow
He realized at last
His troubles were past
And began to let happiness grow.
There once was a host of “Late Night”
Who grilled VP Vance with delight
In a parody presser
He was quite the aggressor
Making jokes and keeping it light
There once was a scandal so grand,
In Norway, it swept across the land,
Epstein’s ties were all heard,
By diplomats absurd,
In hearings that they could not withstand.
The Olympic flame is set to embark
On a journey that’s sure to leave its mark
With torches ablaze
In a grand relay craze
This event will light up the dark
A judge ruled the U.S. can deport
The mosque leader on foreign policy report
Palestinian-born in the land
Now deportation is planned
Wisconsin’s largest mosque will feel the thwart
There once was a girl named Pike
Accused of a murder, what a strike
Questions arose, about assault
In the case, did they exalt?
The truth may never come to light.
There once was a Hulk, strong and great,
Met the Pope at the end of his date,
Ferrigno, the hero,
In St. Peter’s Square, zero,
1977 to 1982, was their fate.
A former Cornell student once sued,
Seven men she claimed had abused,
In 2024 at Chi Phi,
Her allegations did fly,
In a house where she felt so confused.