Man Is Dragged To Death By A New York City Subway Train After His Bag Snags On A Door
There once was a man from the city,
Dragged to his death, what a pity,
His bag got caught,
By the subway, it fought,
Now he’s gone, what a terrible ditty.
There once was a man from the city,
Dragged to his death, what a pity,
His bag got caught,
By the subway, it fought,
Now he’s gone, what a terrible ditty.
There once were some winners so wise,
In everyone’s eyes they’d arise,
Their skills were so grand,
They’d always take a stand,
In our hearts, they held the prize.
There once was a president who,
Caused people to ask “what to do?”,
His decisions were bold,
But left many cold,
In the end, all they could say was “Oh phew!”
There once was a man, Trump by name,
Whose insults were his claim to fame.
But when aimed at his past,
The response was so fast,
His own words brought him shame.
There once was an artist named JMSN
Whose music Trump used without permission
He fought back with great might
To protect his work’s right
And now he’s the one in position
There once was a president bold,
Whose remark spread fast and took hold.
Shared on social media,
It went viral, no anesthesia,
His words, a story retold.
There once was a wave, said Kelly, “wow,”
More than blue, we’re a tidal wave now.
With power so vast,
We’ll surely outlast,
And leave our opponents to cower and bow.
There once was a man named Flynn,
Who played music with a grin.
But the jury’s quick decision,
Caused him much derision,
For his fate was sealed in a spin.
There once was a man named Johnson
Promising to keep things the same
But his policies led to a war
With Iran, causing prices to soar
Now voters see through his deception
A young man named Will Reeve,
Said, “This year has been defined by change.”
Three months post-wedding he learned,
Of a diagnosis, his heart churned,
In sickness and health, he must rearrange.