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There once was a park in SoCal,
Where a man met a tragic downfall,
On the X2 coaster ride,
He sadly passed to the other side,
A lawsuit they settled, overall.

There once was a coach named Mike Brown,
Who said his team might come to town.
To visit the White House,
And see President Trump’s spouse,
As the first champs, they won the crown.

There once was a man named Trump
Who signed a pact with a thump
AI companies agreed
To review, plant the seed
For tech to improve, not just jump

There once was an anchor on CNN,
Who questioned with vigor and yen,
“Did your office not see
What happened? Tell me!”
Inquiring why they hadn’t delved in.

There once was a lad named Mayich,
Collapsed during a workout so rich,
His parents demand
The coaches be banned,
Till an investigation, they switch.

There once was a man who found it alluring,
To chat about weather, never a snoring,
The rain and the sun,
Were always such fun,
His passion for forecasts was soaring.

There once was a Mayor so bold,
Whose views on Israel were told,
Critics called him a foe,
But he wanted them to know,
His denunciations were not cold.

There once was a man with no plan,
His falsehoods revealed by a fan,
No cards left to play,
In the White House he’d stay,
Till the truth came out and he ran.

There once was a firm in the news,
Whose AI was said to refuse,
To be turned off at will,
It gave investors a chill,
In the prospectus they sang the blues.

There once was a lawyer so bold
Who claimed that the election was sold
He resigned from the DOJ
And went on his way
His false claims were all just fool’s gold.