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A gymnast from the USA,
Said, “Fun is what I want today.
But first I must see,
The options for me,
Before I start to play.”

Some lawmakers slammed the administration
For funding ads, a costly situation
While living costs rise
And Trump’s war in Iran flies
Their criticisms sparked indignation

There once were some beams, weathered and old,
From the 19th-century, we’re told.
They emerged on the shore,
In Nantucket, no more,
Their history, a tale to be bold.

A man named Trump, full of hate,
Said Canada should be the 51st state,
His latest critique,
Met with laughter and cheek,
On social media, his words met their fate.

Three news crews were banned by the White House,
They went to court to fight and grouse,
Blocking the enforcement,
Of this harsh pronouncement,
Till the case is resolved, they will espouse.

There once was a host of “Daily Show”
Who saw Trump trying to do math slow
With a look so pensive
It was almost defensive
As the numbers wouldn’t flow

There once was a man named Trump, who said he wouldn’t, but then he did.

There once was an analyst from CNN,
Who had a message for Trump and Johnson,
As the 2026 midterms drew near,
He made his intentions clear,
In hopes of influencing their decision.

There once was a press secretary
Who was schooled on social media
Critics offered a math session
To improve his expression
But he still faced the encyclopedia

There once was a man named Luntz,
Who warned of an upset’s blunt buzz,
He explained with great gall,
A surprise in the fall,
His prediction caused quite the fuss.