There once was a mayor from New York,
Who shared about his rapport with a dork.
Their relationship was strained,
But the details remained,
A curious inside look to the court.
There once was a strategist, so blue,
Who longed to hide from that guy who
Made him want to shout,
“Man, just shut your mouth!”
Under the table, his safe haven, he flew.
On “Morning Joe” fears did unfold,
Republicans worried of a wipeout so bold,
Segments predicted their fate,
Come the midterms’ date,
Their worries may soon take hold.
There once was a study that found,
Metal mixtures in smoke did abound,
After Maui’s wild blaze,
They caused lung health to haze,
In debris, the danger was bound.
There once was an actor who said
“This isn’t a Oopsie Daisy”
He described the sad plight
Of destruction so trite
In life’s harsh game, we all must be well-read
There once was a woman, so bold,
Who at a Giants game did unfold,
Her husband’s cruel deeds,
Caught on camera, it feeds,
A tale of a marriage gone cold.
There once was an incident in 2024,
Prosecutors found evidence, but no more,
No criminal charges were filed,
Public outcry ensued as they piled,
No justice was sought as they swore.
There once was a woman quite gifted
Who said, “Like a light switch was lifted”
The president’s fiery remarks
Lit up the room like sparks
When asked about his old friend, it shifted
There once was a girl named Christa Pike,
Who killed in a jealous rage spike,
Sent to death row at eighteen,
Now at 50, it seems,
Her fate on Wednesday they’ll strike.
There once was a weatherman bold
Whose forecast was early and told
But then came Dylan Dreyer
To take over, no prior
And the weather tale fully unfold