There once was a man named Trump,
Who tried to make Republicans slump.
Barbara Comstock did say,
He pushed them away,
But they’ll bounce back with a big jump.
There once was a president bold,
Whose TV spots were quite a sight to behold,
With taxpayer money they were bought,
Promoting him as they ought,
But critics cried foul, truth be told.
There once was a board that was stern,
Predicting how G-20 may turn,
If the Russian president went,
Their worries were vent,
In the paper for all to discern.
There once was a host with great speed
Who laughed at the wind-blown deed
Porta-potties took flight
In the dead of the night
On “The Tonight Show” they did succeed
A rocket flew up to the sky,
Carrying satellites way up high.
It circled the Earth,
Proving its worth,
In orbit, it soared, oh so spry.
There once was a man named Dan Bulla,
Who tried to impress with a hoola,
He aimed for the hoop,
But kept missing the group,
And his coworkers just called him a foola.
There once was a man named Leigh McGowan
Who hit the president with a yawn
He reminded what Xi
Was funding, oh my
In the Middle East, now it’s on.
There once was a congressman sly,
Who defended the president’s lie,
“It’s not falsehood, you see,
Just a strategy,
To disrupt the matrix, oh my!”
There once were some tech titans quite bold,
Warning of AI’s dangers untold,
As they spoke of the gain,
Fears of harm did sustain,
Leaving many a question to hold.
There once was a president who
Didn’t know what shoppers go through,
In the supermarket aisle,
Where prices make us rile,
Unaware of the high prices that grew.