‘So Pissed’: 77-Year-Old Conservative Caller Says Trump May Push Her To A Historic First
There once was a man feeling blue,
Said, “We’re just so screwed,” it is true.
But with hope in his heart,
He made a fresh start,
And found a way to make do.
There once was a man feeling blue,
Said, “We’re just so screwed,” it is true.
But with hope in his heart,
He made a fresh start,
And found a way to make do.
There once was a man named Cook
Who predicted Dems would win by the book
Both the House and the Senate
In November, he said it
Let’s wait and see if he’s a crook.
There once was a minister named Wes,
Who spoke to the news with finesse,
About motives he’d say,
In a live investigation’s fray,
No speculating, he did express.
There once was a man named Dan Scavino
Whose post was just what the GOP needs, oh
One critic joked with a grin
Of the midterm messaging within
A limerick now ends this show
Hurricane Nolo was quite a scare,
Moving away from Hawaii with care,
Heavy rain and floods still persist,
Strong winds, it cannot resist,
But the islands will soon breathe fresh air.
There once was a Senator named Kennedy
Who called Trump’s official “masterclass dumb” with glee
He then set his sights
On the president’s might
With words that were sharp and free.
Hurricane Nolo, fierce and bold,
Skirted Hawaii, so I’m told,
Gaining strength on its way,
Causing havoc, no delay,
Leaving aftermath, stories untold.
There once was a storm slow in stride
Forecasters warned with some pride
Threatening coastal towns
With flooding, high tides abound
In the waves, they will ride
There once was a man named Trump
Who said the Republican “will never dump”
But a 180 he’d do
On his endorsement so true
To the congresswoman, leaving her in a slump.
There once was a senator named John,
DNC said, “On Fox you can fawn.”
If he quits, he can spree,
On the TV, wild and free,
But will his political career be gone?