‘So Pissed’: 77-Year-Old Conservative Caller Says Trump May Push Her To A Historic First

There once was a man feeling blue,
Said, “We’re just so screwed,” it is true.
But with hope in his heart,
He made a fresh start,
And found a way to make do.

‘The Bottom Fell Out’: Key Analyst Hits Republicans With Dire Election Warning

There once was a man named Cook
Who predicted Dems would win by the book
Both the House and the Senate
In November, he said it
Let’s wait and see if he’s a crook.

U.K. Police Question 5 Men Held At Air Base Used By U.S. To Attack Iran

There once was a minister named Wes,
Who spoke to the news with finesse,
About motives he’d say,
In a live investigation’s fray,
No speculating, he did express.

‘No Shame’: Trump Official Gets Eviscerated Over His ‘Out Of Touch’ AI Flex

There once was a man named Dan Scavino
Whose post was just what the GOP needs, oh
One critic joked with a grin
Of the midterm messaging within
A limerick now ends this show

Hurricane Nolo Still Threatens Hawaii As Mexico’s Baja Braces For Hurricane Polo

Hurricane Nolo was quite a scare,
Moving away from Hawaii with care,
Heavy rain and floods still persist,
Strong winds, it cannot resist,
But the islands will soon breathe fresh air.

GOP Senator Calls Out Trump Over These 2 Self-Aggrandizing Moves: ‘We Ought To Have A Rule’

There once was a Senator named Kennedy
Who called Trump’s official “masterclass dumb” with glee
He then set his sights
On the president’s might
With words that were sharp and free.

Hurricane Nolo Skirts Hawaii But Could Still Unleash Powerful Winds, Flash Flooding

Hurricane Nolo, fierce and bold,
Skirted Hawaii, so I’m told,
Gaining strength on its way,
Causing havoc, no delay,
Leaving aftermath, stories untold.

Powerful Nor’easter Floods Northeast, Leaving Over 100,000 Without Power

There once was a storm slow in stride
Forecasters warned with some pride
Threatening coastal towns
With flooding, high tides abound
In the waves, they will ride

‘Back Stabber’: Trump Boils Over GOP Lawmaker Who Broke With Him In Unhinged Repost Spree

There once was a man named Trump
Who said the Republican “will never dump”
But a 180 he’d do
On his endorsement so true
To the congresswoman, leaving her in a slump.

DNC Vice Chair Blasts MAGA’s Favorite Dem — Tells Him To Quit So He Can ‘Spend All Day On Fox News’

There once was a senator named John,
DNC said, “On Fox you can fawn.”
If he quits, he can spree,
On the TV, wild and free,
But will his political career be gone?

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