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There once was a tech titan so sleek,
In a film that made viewers critique.
Premiered at Venice fest,
It put him to the test,
Leaving his reputation quite weak.

There once was a man named God
Who said with a voice so odd
“What?!?”
It caused quite a kerfuffle
All the angels began to nod

There once was a critic so bold,
Who on social media was told,
“I laughed out loud,
When that news was avowed!”
In limerick form, the story was polled.

There once was a president sly,
Whose lies were seen by the eye.
The audience could tell,
He wasn’t doing well,
As his deceit caused a big outcry.

There once was a VP so bold,
With attacks that were quite uncontrolled,
But the public saw through
This projection askew,
And his strategy quickly grew old.

There once was a president from Dallas,
Whose claim on social media was careless,
The people did mock,
His words were a crock,
And his reputation was left in a mess.

There once was a man named Doug Burgum
Whose answer to gas prices was humdrum
He dodged the question with skill
Leaving many feeling ill
His response left everyone feeling glum

There once was a plan for rebates
But the money, from where would it take?
Congressional approval they seek
For disbursement, quite unique
Unclear origins, these debates.

There once was a man in the crowd,
Fox News’ Bret Baier said aloud.
He was feeding off the cheers,
In front of his peers,
Creating a moment quite proud.

There once was a woman named Shelisa
Survived a school shooting, no less-a
Called out her mother’s inaction
On a gun control bill distraction
Her courage and voice, truly bless-a